Thursday, October 2, 2008

Adieu

It's been an awful year, which means it's been a great year for writing. My heart's just not in this project anymore. I still love writing letters, and will gladly correspond with anyone who writes. It makes me smile that the letter with the most vague reference was my last.

I've just had something take the wind out of my sails this month.

Ah well.

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Thursday, September 11, 2008

Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Thursday, August 28, 2008

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Friday, August 22, 2008

Monday, August 11, 2008

Friday, August 8, 2008

Brett Writes (no joke) to Jesus Christ

So I suppose this one needs a little back story.

I've wanted for awhile to write a letter to a completely random person. I planned on blocking their name out to protect their identity, and just type them an utterly absurd letter. For reasons I don't care to recall, I did a white pages search for Jesus Christ, and searched here in New York state. Lo and fucking behold, there's someone listed in the white pages as "Jesus Christ" 3.5 miles from where I live.

"Brooklyn." I said calmly to myself, "Yeah, that makes sense."

At this point, there's really no reason to block out his name. If you either were named Jesus Christ, or changed your name to Jesus Christ and are happily listed in the phone book, you've effectively asked for it.

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Thursday, July 24, 2008

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Brett Writes to Paul Wall

In the considerably fortunate circumstances upon which you haven't heard of Paul Wall, promptly lose your virginity (and lunch) while watching this: The worst thing ever created.

Saturday, July 19, 2008

Monday, July 7, 2008

Great success.

Good eve, all.

Thank you for your forbearance. I have letters forthcoming.

Also, a question for you all. Am I allowed to feel a bit saddened at the fact that an ex-girlfriend sold a Tiffany's necklace I gave her on eBay?

The answer, as any connoisseur of relational matters will tell you is, "Of course not! Don't have girlfriends!"

Sunday, June 22, 2008

Friday, June 20, 2008