Brett Writes to the Encyclopedia Britannica

Brett Writes to the Fox River Paper Company

Brett Writes to The National Science Foundation

Thanksgiving is for the birds. Lawl.

God, I hate myself for that one. Anyway, what's up bitches? Happy family gluttony day. It's going to be a few days before I can utilize a scanner to update any new letters, so I thought I'd keep my loyal readers up to date. (the rest of you can fuck off)

1. I'm working (at the suggestion of Chelsea, who I'll be appearing on Cash Cab with next month) of including an audio feature for each blog. We'll see how funny they are; it may or may not happen.

2. In one month, we've logged over 1,500 views. So thanks, f'real.

More Monday.

Brett Writes to Target

Brett Writes to McDonalds

Brett Writes to the American Cat Fanciers Association

Brett Writes to the National Homeless Coalition

Brett Writes to Dane Cook

Brett Writes to the Ford Motor Company

Brett Writes to Babybel Cheese

Brett Writes the NYPD to Apply for a Race for the Cure

Brett Writes Fox Television to Solve the Writers Strike

Brett Writes to the Bronx Zoo