Brett & His Typewriter

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Brett is a fan of Goldfish crackers. (and your mom)



"Brett, you're a total asshole. Only stupid and terrible people like Goldfish crackers. If you love them so much, why don't you marry them? Or at least write them a letter." This is a 100% accurate quote straight from the mouth of the author of Red Pen, Inc. She wants me dead.

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