Brett Writes to Trojan Condoms

Brett Writes to the National Organization for Women

Brett Writes to the American Fancy Rat Society

The B.M. Jensen Awesomeness Institute Archives Has Opened!

The BJAI has opened the doors on its newest facility!

Presenting The B.M. Jensen Awesomeness Institute Archives. This 405-story monolith to greatness will be completed later this afternoon. (The lead engineer's life depends on it) The structure is to house letters not featured on the website's front page. They haven't moved to retirement. They've just moved to the tallest structure on earth. You can access these little trips into pant-wetting nostalgia by navigating to archived letters on the right bar, or by clicking "Older Posts" at the bottom of the front page. Only the 25 most incredible (read: Newest) letters will be featured here.

Oh yeah, and kiss my ass.

Brett (re) Writes to Dane Cook

Brett types a letter addressing the Heath Ledger situation...

Brett Writes to Olde English 800 Malt Liquor

Brett Writes to the French Embassy

Brett Writes to 4imprint, makers of custom promotional items for businesses.

Brett Writes to the US Treasury Department

Brett Writes to IBM

Brett Writes to Custom Doll House Creators

Brett Writes to the Blue Ball Bed & Breakfast

(Yes. This is a real place. http://www.blueballbandb.com/ )

Brett Writes to Andrew Ortony, Author of "Metaphor and Thought"

Brett Writes to "JC's RV's"

Brett Writes to American Greeting Cards

Brett Writes to the Muskogee, Oklahoma Super 8 Motel

Brett Writes to the Ivujivik Hotel in Sunny Northern Canada!

(Actual picture of the Ivujivik Hotel)