Sunday, June 22, 2008

Brett re-bought his virginity.

Friday, June 20, 2008

Brett writes to "Party Croatia"

Thursday, June 19, 2008

Brett is not sober.

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Brett Writes to GLAD Trash Bags

Friday, June 13, 2008

Brett Has One Too Many (and writes to Guinness)

Thursday, June 12, 2008

Brett really didn't like the new Indiana Jones movie.

Besides, why was that one horse in like every single scene?

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Brett Wants You to Help Control the Pet Population

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Connoisseur Brett Reviews Franzia Boxed Wines, and Dom Perignon Champagne

You get two letters today.

Why?

Because you're a dick.


Monday, June 9, 2008

Seriously, April O'Neil was sexy.

Friday, June 6, 2008

Happy Friday, Everyone.

Thursday, June 5, 2008

Brett Knows The History of Sex

Wednesday, June 4, 2008

Brett Buys Some Dueling Pistols

Tuesday, June 3, 2008

Brett Loves Children

Monday, June 2, 2008

Brett Writes to the European Organization for Nuclear Research