Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Thursday, July 24, 2008

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Brett Writes to Paul Wall

In the considerably fortunate circumstances upon which you haven't heard of Paul Wall, promptly lose your virginity (and lunch) while watching this: The worst thing ever created.

Saturday, July 19, 2008

Monday, July 7, 2008

Great success.

Good eve, all.

Thank you for your forbearance. I have letters forthcoming.

Also, a question for you all. Am I allowed to feel a bit saddened at the fact that an ex-girlfriend sold a Tiffany's necklace I gave her on eBay?

The answer, as any connoisseur of relational matters will tell you is, "Of course not! Don't have girlfriends!"